The Sayings of Saloon Bar Dave
- Angry Motorist: " 'Ere Dave, this car you sold me's broken dahn,
an' Oi've only 'ad it foive weeks. You better get it fixed, mate!"
- Dave: "Cost ya!"
- Angry Motorist: "Howja mean cost me? You gave me free mumfs
guarantee on it!"
- Dave: "Nah mate - I gave you a free
mumf's guarantee, and it's run aht!"
- Angry Motorist: "Bl**dy sharp practice that, Dave!"
- Dave: "Nah mate, it's called business acumen,
that's wot!"
