Risible Policies Dept.

Leadership Election 2001

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• See our interpretation of the Totty Tory Leadership Contest! It's the 'Battle of The Balloons'. Ken and Smithy shoot it out!

General Election 2001

Here's what we had up in May.

Our General Election 2001 features:

• See Ann Widdecombe doing 'The Twist'!
• A warning from the past. Ol' Red Eyes is back!
• The Three Stooges, Conservatory style.
• For a real laugh, and lest we ever forget them, here's our 1997 Election site
• Here's a couple of wee rhymes to set you thinking
• A serious look at the pre-election situation.

Together with ...

Common Sense Rubbish

Well, here we go again. More impractical rubbish from the Tories! And all under the banner of 'Common Sense'. The mind boggles!

Here's a rhyme for our times, except it doesnt rhyme. It's a sort of call and response chant for two people, and it doesn't need to rhyme! (the chorus can be read by one or both persons)

The 'Common Sense Party'

• Razor-shaven party leader - that's common sense!
• Large Shadow Home Secretary - that's common sense!
• Go with George 'Dubya' Bush - that's common sense!
• Make the NHS go private - that's common sense!
  • The common sense party! The common sense party!
  • The Conservatory Party - it's the common sense party!
• Asylum Seekers to the Camps - that's common sense!
• Be the fifty-first State - that's common sense!
• Throw the Euro out the window - that's common sense!
• Run the Railways by Accountants - that's common sense!
  • The common sense party! The common sense party!
  • The Conservatory Party - it's the common sense party!

What to do in Scotland:

'The Conservatory Pary' - 1997 General Election