Amaze your friends and astonish your acquaintances with Phundria's Farting Licence!

In response to today's 'anything goes' society, where many activities which were once deemed 'unacceptable' are becoming normal conduct, Phundria considers the time has now come to make the practice of breaking wind respectable.

Now, in association with the Blootered Corporation, Phundria has produced a remarkable FREE^* Farting Licence that you can print out on card and stick in your wallet or purse. Now, when flatulence beckons, it's a simple task to politely warn those round about you before the explosion occurs! This Licence also has a practical use as a fan to discreetly disperse any untoward lingering effects of an odiferous nature.

^* If you print out and use this licence, please make a small donation of about £1.00 to a charity of your choice.

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Please note that, in order to give you a very high quality printout, the GIF images should be printed out on card at 70% of full-size. They look extremely good when laminated!

Thanks to 'Ancient Eggs' for some of this nonsense!